V F W hall party

Have you ever felt like you stepped back in time simply by walking through the door of a VFW hall?
Past revisited is the best description I can give you as I continue to describe my little soiree at a 75th birthday party I attended last night.
You know the nightmare wedding reception we've all been to in the past? You arrive with pumped up courage and open the door to the unknown.
You feel like an immediate spot light is beaming directly at you. It's as if you are elevated and showcased. You might even suspect you are on Dragnet!
There is no room to hide, you can't turn back.
Disco man is on the side bar with Michael Jackson's tunes playing.
The kids are on the floor looking like little electrocuted monkeys doing their dance.
The spinning ball is casting weird shadows,.. making somewhat odd looking people look even odder.
Then you realize you look just as odd yourself.
You settle in and begin to have a great time. You become one of them.
It is the twilight zone revisited.
Welcome to my life. :-)